Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003

strawggling

a genius word invented by Cat that means your IQ took a severe downfall.

Me😇:LMAO look at that stupid straw
Catt:wow it's so stupid, it's strawggling to even spell "stop"

by Brynn's best friend February 9, 2022

Scragging

The art of grinding ones ass on any type of surface.

In his efforts to break in another new house, The Spic began scragging the shinny wooden floor.

by The Spic, B-ILL January 16, 2006

struggling runt

London rhyming slang for cunt!

"aw mate your a struggling runt you!

by pheeeebz May 20, 2010

Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

by Dildevich February 22, 2011

Perpendicular Shagging

When you shag someone perpendicularly

"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"

by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021