shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

Shweather

When it is pissing it down outside and it is generally grey and grim. Effectively, shit weather. Seems to always occur at University of Warwick campus and England/UK more widely even when the rest of the world is sunny.

Cor it's such Shweather out there.

I know man, but we are near Coventry after all...

by Thelunchtimedreamteam May 9, 2014

Queef Sheath

Female genitalia, vagina

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath

by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021

sheath

The outer covering of an animal's penis. It serves as protection for the penis. It can be found on most mammals save for humans and apes. In other creatures a genital slit serves the same purpose (dolphins, whales, reptiles). The sheath can also be referred to as the prepuce or foreskin, all terms are synonomous.

The stallion's sheath was full of smegma and needed to be cleaned very badly.

by B-Wolf November 20, 2006

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

De-sheath

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.

Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first

by Dr Wizard May 2, 2018

Sheath Buddy

When you share the same sex partner as someone you know, such as a friend or acquaintance. While sheath typically refers to a woman’s vagina, this term may be used by either men or women as long as the criterion is met.

Example 1
Man 1: “Hey, you fucked that girl over there?”
Man 2: “Yeah.”

Man 1: “Bro, me too! You’re my sheath buddy!”

Example 2
Girl: “I can’t believe he’s such a hoe. I must be sheath buddies with every bitch in this room!”

by SoliSlays April 8, 2020