shpants

to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.

that idiot is wearing shpants.

by ricky January 18, 2004

shpants

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)

"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

shantz

Longer then shorts, shorter then pants. Likely a couple inches below the knee.

Hey, that dude's wearing capris....nope, those are shantz.

by bo jangles March 6, 2004

shantz

(verb) To shit yourself while wearing trousers, jeans, shorts or any pair of pants.

Bobby shantzed his shpants during gym class.

by KJ Potsmann July 17, 2007

shpants

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

by Claire February 22, 2004

shwantzter truck

A very large 4x4 pick-up truck monster truck driven by men who are compensating for having a small penis shwantztoolflesh weapon.

"Yo, that asshole in the shwantzter truck just cut me off... What a pudd!"

by Judd B. December 21, 2008