The Scoobert Doobert

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.

I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

by PanicaLemur April 23, 2018

shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

Scoobert Doobert

An indie musician who named his band after a meme and now wears a dog mask on stage.

Scoobert Doobert produced the new CHAI record.

by Bobson Dugnut September 15, 2022

shoobert

Some one who is very small
and usually has blonde/purple hair and stretched ears

'whoooa did you see that girl shes such a shoobert'

by Kimberlee352 October 29, 2008

Scoobert Doobert

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub

Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one

by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

Shooberriness

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets after sitting in an already warmed chair.

Beth was delightfully surprised by the shooberriness after sitting down in her second hour class.

by Aja March 29, 2004

Scoobert-Doobert Doo

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016