showerbation

The act of masterbation in the shower or bath.

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.

by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

showerburn

The painful sensation that one receives while showering after getting a sunburn.

Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.

by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010

showerection

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

Showerbation

The act of masturbating in the shower.

I had a really good 10 minute shower , if it wasn't for the great showerbation that I subtlety did in there, I would have been out in half of that time.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Showerbate

When one masturbates in the shower

I love to showerbate in cold water

by triangle_boy June 24, 2011

showerpunt

A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower.

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.

by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

Showerbator

A showerbator is someone who masterbates only or most of the time in the shower. This sometimes results in them getting an erection everytime they get in a shower.

1 : I got caught measterbating again last night, how do you never get caught?
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator

by Enigma Pie April 20, 2006