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1. Shooting someone or something that results in an instant kill. To kill someone or something dead in it's tracks with a firearm.
2. A shotgun.
3. Dunzo with a gun.
2. A shotgun.
3. Dunzo with a gun.
Upon hearing the front door open, the young mother went to her bedroom to grab her shotzo.
Fearing for his life, the hunter shotzoed the raging cape buffalo.
Fearing for his life, the hunter shotzoed the raging cape buffalo.
by guerrj02 January 8, 2012
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Melon: "Holy crikey I think Kiwi just went shotza!"
Melon: "Holy crikey I think Kiwi just went shotza!"
by Shotza Jakis Crikey November 10, 2019
Get the Shotza mug.The most inebriating drinking game ever. 1 game, a full handle of vodka. It was invented on May 18th 2010 because the yankees game was probably cancelled due to rain.
THE RULES OF SHOTZEE
Shotzee Essentials:
1. Life Wheel
2. Yahtzee
3. Cups
4. Hard Alcohol
5. Chasers
6. Sleeping Masks
7. Beer (for cheaters)
8. Younger sibling (optional)
Shotzee Rules:
1. You don’t talk about The Shotzee
1. There is entirely to much to encompass in this game for rule number 1
2. Three similar cups must be placed next to the Yahtzee board with 1 shot and 2 with water cups.
3. Soundproof walls required
4. Siblings spot cheaters/blow on dice for good luck; if you are caught cheating you must drink beer for 10 seconds
5. There is no competition in Shotzee…Clap for good rolls, and a MANDATED high five all around for a SHOTZEE.
6. If crazy hats are available..they are REQUIRED.
7. After every 3 yahtzee rolls (1 turn) you spin the LIFE wheel, if it is a 1-3 you drink cup 1, if it ias a 4-6 you drink cup 2, if it is a 7-9 you drink cup 3. if it is a 10 you must take a full shot.
8. If anybody rolls a Yahtzee everyone playing must take a shot.
9. At the end of the game whoever wins is the only one who doesn’t have to take a shot.
10. However, everyone wins.
THE RULES OF SHOTZEE
Shotzee Essentials:
1. Life Wheel
2. Yahtzee
3. Cups
4. Hard Alcohol
5. Chasers
6. Sleeping Masks
7. Beer (for cheaters)
8. Younger sibling (optional)
Shotzee Rules:
1. You don’t talk about The Shotzee
1. There is entirely to much to encompass in this game for rule number 1
2. Three similar cups must be placed next to the Yahtzee board with 1 shot and 2 with water cups.
3. Soundproof walls required
4. Siblings spot cheaters/blow on dice for good luck; if you are caught cheating you must drink beer for 10 seconds
5. There is no competition in Shotzee…Clap for good rolls, and a MANDATED high five all around for a SHOTZEE.
6. If crazy hats are available..they are REQUIRED.
7. After every 3 yahtzee rolls (1 turn) you spin the LIFE wheel, if it is a 1-3 you drink cup 1, if it ias a 4-6 you drink cup 2, if it is a 7-9 you drink cup 3. if it is a 10 you must take a full shot.
8. If anybody rolls a Yahtzee everyone playing must take a shot.
9. At the end of the game whoever wins is the only one who doesn’t have to take a shot.
10. However, everyone wins.
by Yankeeswasted May 19, 2010
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