Shortcake Heaven

Emilija's Prostitution business. Includes strawberry shortcake.

Boy: hey have you heard of shortcake heaven. It's literally the best
Boy 2: Yeah!! It is the best. I lovvveee strawberry shortcake

by ALLLVVVIIINNNNNN January 13, 2020

shortcakewh0re

an amazing person in general

is really cool

now kiss their hand

A: “did you hear that shortcakewh0re changed their username to atsushiswh0re?”

CYZ: “no, but i will note that.”

by ringting April 17, 2021

Strawberry Shortcake

A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.

I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.

by faq u April 15, 2006

Reverse strawberry shortcake

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.

So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.

by Tronixx August 23, 2007

Strawberry Shortcake

1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.

The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.

by Maroniak October 21, 2010

Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015

Strawberry ShortCake

When you have sex doggy-style slapping her ass the whole time making it bright red and then shoot ropes on her phat ass making it a strawberry shortcake.

I was having sex with Bryan the other night and turned me into a strawberry shortcake.

by Banana & Split April 14, 2022