The act of defecating in a toilet with one or more persons. Usually, all people present huddle together to use the same toilet, but if there are multiple toilets facing each other it still counts.

“Hey man, me and Seymour just had an awesome shoon sesh in the bathroom. Our shit came out at the same time.”

Shoon Sesh by spoonsdub September 30, 2025

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Chicken Nugget Scoon

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

Chicken Nugget Scoon by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018

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