shoom

the process of using anything from two fingers to a piece of wood to finger a fully-clothed persons bum whislt simultainiously saying the word "shoom".

"i shoomed you good"

by Tamos May 19, 2008

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

by bernard February 2, 2005

shoom

another way of saying you're shook

man, i'm shoom!

by ackingjermy September 29, 2018

shoom boobies

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

"Holy shit, look at those shoom boobies!!"

by asynd December 9, 2008

Shoom shoom

After you work out and look swole as hell, you get on your knees in front of the toilet and slam the lid on yo dick until it looks equally, if not more than, swole as you do. Then, as you have sexy times with your boo, you shake your dick in every direction like stirring butter, while going back and forth, all the while, saying "Shoom, shoom, shoom."

Hey Bae, you look dapper! Wanna go Shoom Shoom behind that Arby's!?

by Shogunato March 23, 2017

Shoom Shack

Extremely impressive, or daunting; inspiring, great admiration, apprehension, or fear. Possibly the most powerfully connected and respected forms of life. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Horny as shit balls. Nathaniel...watch your back

Shhhhhom Shaaaack!! so fuckin big!! shoom shack

by SHOOMSHACK May 23, 2015

shoom shoom butt

When one puts two shooms together and puts it in their butt.

Stacy went crazy with her shoom shoom butt.

by ILikeToEatShrooms December 18, 2017