Shooming

The act of taking a shit whilst in a Zoom meeting.

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.

by Hello Stalker October 28, 2020

Shoom

To GTFO there, quick! Can replace any verb in any situation.

I walked in on my parents getting it on, I had to shoom, bro!

by C-bin November 24, 2017

Shoom

to shit.

I had to coom but I had to shoom a little too

by lacrem November 17, 2020

Shoom

A portmanteu of Shit and Coom.

When your a Coomer and you dont have time to stop cooming to take a shit; you Shoom.

"I was too busy cooming to stop and shit, so i just shoomed."

by Spking99 February 6, 2020

shoom boobies

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

"Holy shit, look at those shoom boobies!!"

by asynd December 9, 2008

Shoom Shack

Extremely impressive, or daunting; inspiring, great admiration, apprehension, or fear. Possibly the most powerfully connected and respected forms of life. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Horny as shit balls. Nathaniel...watch your back

Shhhhhom Shaaaack!! so fuckin big!! shoom shack

by SHOOMSHACK May 23, 2015

Shoomed

-Trying to relax from being shooketh but can’t, then you are shoomed.
-Or you mistyped Shooked for Shoomed and still went with it.

1) Hahaha lol I can’t even rn I’m so Shoomed.
2) omg you look so Shoomed what made you so shooketh?

by ImThatAlexander January 4, 2018