Ghetto Shoe Shine

The act of cleaning your shoes with soap or toothpaste. The cheap way to clean shoes.
ex. 1-

Jill: Jeez Becky, how do you manage to keep your chuck's so clean?

Becky: I give them a ghetto shoe shine every week.

ex. 2-

Katy: oh im gee! i just scuffed up my fabulous white shoes and it's prom night! My life is over!!!11!1!

charlea: just ghetto shoe shine those babies and get over yourself.
by Fishy-Man September 17, 2010
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Shoe shine cowboy

Adam Hooker spent the night with Balham's most agressive Shoe shine cowboy.
by Kalamazoo007 March 2, 2011
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Toledo Shoe-shine

The act of smearing shit on the inside top of a shoe or sandal.
Hey, what's that brown stuff on the top of your foot?
Oh, I got a Toledo Shoe-shine today.
by T-rav7 February 4, 2010
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A New York Shoe Shine

When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.
That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine
by Bozman26 June 17, 2012
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mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.
Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!
by tiggytigwam January 20, 2018
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Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."
by MarlaSanger February 13, 2025
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Bosnian Shoe Shine

The act of utilizing severed feet, from either a living or deceased human, to give a foot job.
Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.
by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024
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