Shtooted

When a individual is acting as if they where to be on drugs, but are clearly sober. So when someone is acting like a dumbfuck or even just being a small hint of a annoying, you can use the word Shtooted. It can hold hella wait or it can mean nothing at all and be a harmless joke. Very versatile.

Man your acting Shtooted as fuck right now B ಠ_ಠ

by Dirtdockdemon January 11, 2022

shnooter

a shnooter is that guy who always takes a rip but never packs a bowl, who always bums a beer but never buys a 30 rack. you know him, and you despise him.

damn, the sambeez totally shnooted a bowl off me today, that dude is such a shnooter.

by waldofuckthatotherwaldo June 23, 2007

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say “shots been fired” 💀

“Shots been shooted” shooted is not even a word its shots been fired

by KznAkuma March 12, 2022