Shmuble

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmubler: YWHO PHEKIN AOOSHELE!
Average Joe: What?

by DickPissy June 13, 2016

Shmurple

The only word the rhymes with purple. Can be considered a lighter shade of purple.

Jack - "There is nothing that rhymes with orange"
Michelle - "Or Purple"
Jack - "What about shmurple?"
Michelle - "That's a cool word!!"

by ShmurpleJammer September 6, 2010

shmurdle

Verb: to bunch things of the same category together

Noun: this can be a group of anything in a specific category

Verb: I'm gonna go shmurdle some snow

Noun: there's a shmurdle of people over there

by Cujoda January 28, 2022

Shnurble

1) A person who constantly says zoomer, always plays Roblox, and will never accept the fact they are queer.
2) Usually named Sophia or Charli

"Man, Sophia's really being a shnurble right now."
"Oof, yes."

by quirkywaterturkey March 20, 2020

shmurgle

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time

"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"

by dood_5769 October 1, 2017

Shlurblegock

When you can’t find the clitorus, so you resort to having big fat slippy drippy, ussy gussy anal with 7 other black men

Wanna shlurblegock later

by Le Niggler April 25, 2022

shmubbleton

Noun.
A mega devious companion of Shmabbleton, usually one with the birth name Julia.

“Shmubbleton smirked compellingly at Shmabbleton.”

by Julia Scaringi November 14, 2022