Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020

shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

by That Guy September 23, 2004

shmeagal

To cut in line, or traffic. To hagle a price. shimy sneaky

"I am about to shmeagal into this parking spot."

by Celine Dizon October 20, 2008

Shmegal

A person who is unwanted or an outcast.

"Look at that shmegal...urgh"

by Kryptonite23 October 17, 2009

shmeegan

Word used to describe angst, but not extreme frustration

"That book isn't available yet"
"Oh, shmeegan"

by livelovelaugh111 June 20, 2009

shmegal

a person who deals and smokes most of his weed his/ her buys. lets people front them w/out paying back. total idiot...a shmegal. ZM<3

damn shmegal stop cheefin!

by amBeezZzy July 6, 2009

Shmeegul

Someone that is a wimp. James Cruddis is an example if you know him. Someone that wont do something that is not scary because they are scared.

Rid : " Howhere Jimmy man! "
Jimmy : " Nar man "
Rid : " Your a right shmeegul u like "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008