Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus

“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”

by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023

SHMEEDED

To fall asleep for a short amount of time . Usually less length than a casual nap .

I just shmeeded and I forgot I had to do the dishes before my mom get home .

by SEM-I-AH 🍒 May 8, 2020