schmarmy

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.

see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company

by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004

smarmy

behavior not unlike Eddie Haskell (in Leave It To Beaver) or Tristan Farnon (in All Creatures Great and Small)

being a slimy, two-faced, back-stabbing, ego-centric arse

It's a wonder such a smarmy putz survives long enough to reproduce.

by SpookyJudy February 25, 2010

Smarmy

A sleazy, insincere demeanor, possessed by one who puts on a fake smile and has ill intent. One who is not what they appear to be. A sales person who uses phrases like "pull the trigger"

The time share sales manager, looked like a weasel, and had a smarmy way about him.

by hawaiitalent December 17, 2008

Shmarmer

someone who is sneaky. a weasel.

"what a fucking shmarmer."

by The MF Kimzl February 5, 2010

Shmammy

A nickname person who is completely or frequently shmammered.

"Hey shmammy how many beers have you had tonight!?"...."Uhhh...eleventeen i think (in drunken slur)"

by Nealbird May 10, 2010

smarmy

sleezy, self-centered and insincere. one whom has his own agenda which conflicts with the interests of others. very fake and/or two-faced.

the animation chair at a particular art school fort lauderdale, florida is an insincere smarmy bastard who treats students like lower life forms.

by B. Baker January 12, 2008

smarmy

Cheesy, pretentious, not as attractive as one thinks one is and/or greasy and slimy.

Also, that which is full of smarm.

Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.

by Smarmalade November 18, 2006