Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 3, 2023

Shlunk

To drop a fork from significant height down your urethra

Kevin just shlunked with Bob from a two story window

by Shlunker101 August 5, 2020

Shlunked up

To have an erection is to be Shlunked up

"Shawty so bad she got me Shlunked up"

by Shlunk King July 27, 2022

Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 24, 2019

Shlunk

When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by anonymous January 13, 2025

shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.

dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.

by random edgy as fuck emo teen June 24, 2019