by TaylorD March 24, 2005
when you shlank someone you hit them with your penis but when you shlank a lank someone you stick your junk in there nose and then pee in them until it comes out there ears.
by smellypandapoop April 27, 2011
Example 1: “Back up bro before I shlank the shit outta you.”
Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”
Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”
Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”
Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”
by Not Truthman July 21, 2023
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