shanks pony

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car

Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008

Shlankey

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

by Chubsta' April 26, 2004

Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

aww shanks

a more endearing way of saying “thanks”. commonly used between homies when they do something sweet for each other. usually accompanied by this emoji “🥺”

homie #1: “i finished that project for geo tomorrow”

homie #2: “aww shanks🥺”

by alleg :) May 3, 2020

left flanks and lamb shanks

must be exclaimed prior to proceeding in a three-point shot from the left corner of the basketball court.

Left flank refers to the position of the shot taken

Lamb shank refers to the food that is redeemable after the left flank is taken

Watch me hit this left flanks and lamb shanks

by rosspapadakis June 19, 2019

steve shankster

A name used to call a guy when your scared that he is going to shank you because you made fun of his tight red pants.

"Oh there goes that kid with the red pants.."
"Haha.. yeah.."
"He's gonna shank us for making fun of his pants..>_>"
"Oh god.. Steve Shankster."

by dragon. February 8, 2008

Shanksgiving

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017