by TaylorD March 23, 2005
Get the shlankmug. when you shlank someone you hit them with your penis but when you shlank a lank someone you stick your junk in there nose and then pee in them until it comes out there ears.
by smellypandapoop May 18, 2011
Get the shlank a lankmug. The kind of vomiting one could only know from the exhaustion of climbing up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.
After tirelessly working toward the top, she finally made it, shlanking all over the floor in triumph.
by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024
Get the Shlankmug. by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020
Get the turkish shlankmug. by Small Dicky September 28, 2021
Get the Shlankingmug. Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust
"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"
by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024
Get the Shlankingmug. Example 1: “Back up bro before I shlank the shit outta you.”
Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”
Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”
Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”
Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”
by Not Truthman July 20, 2023
Get the Shlankmug.