when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack
by mattimer October 4, 2011
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1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth
2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items
3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items
4. Promising sexual favors
5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator
1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth
2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items
3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items
4. Promising sexual favors
5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator
That shitterist stole my golden diapers, took 3 months to get those
How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin
How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin
by CrippledCow February 19, 2020
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