Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.
by King Poon June 6, 2004
Get the shit offmug. Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.
Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.
Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
by pwnb0t July 21, 2009
Get the Shit's off the potmug. Very Fast.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 6, 2006
Get the shit off a shovelmug. When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed
So you proceed to piss the shit off
So you proceed to piss the shit off
by Therandomone February 4, 2018
Get the Piss the shit offmug. Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.
by Tom W August 2, 2004
Get the shit off a stickmug. by Andiblex June 27, 2018
Get the Shit Off Susan!!mug. Sam: isnt Art a sit off?
Liam: na,i hate drawing,its shit
Sam: so its a shit off for you?
Liam: Yeah
Liam: na,i hate drawing,its shit
Sam: so its a shit off for you?
Liam: Yeah
by Sam Humphreys September 1, 2008
Get the shit offmug.