When a tornado hits an exposed septic tank and sends all the contents into the air, where it falls down in a rain-like pattern.
Idiot 1: Dude, there is crap all over the place!
Idiot 2: I know man, that tornado went straight for my house's septic tank and produced a shitstorm.
Idiot 1: I can tell you are a fan of corn.
Idiot 2: I know man, that tornado went straight for my house's septic tank and produced a shitstorm.
Idiot 1: I can tell you are a fan of corn.
by CrapMouth123 September 28, 2008

When something completely unforeseen goes horribly wrong beyond mortal comprehension in something that should be normal and routine. This is the ultimate form of 'Murphy's Law".
A porn virus was uploaded onto a school server that uses proxies, but the server has no anti-virus, a shitstorm ensued.
by Versedhorison October 25, 2009

When you shit in her mouth and she shits in yours and you 69 and then you fuck her and then cum in her.
Ricky: “You’ll never guess what happened to me last night!”
Max: “What!?”
Ricky: “Nah she let me shitstorm last night it was wild?”
Max: “Did you take a shitstorm shot?”
Ricky: “Of course you can’t miss out on the shitstorm shot!”
Max: “What!?”
Ricky: “Nah she let me shitstorm last night it was wild?”
Max: “Did you take a shitstorm shot?”
Ricky: “Of course you can’t miss out on the shitstorm shot!”
by Jank Allah May 6, 2022

American: "Barack Obama was just elected President, and the Democrats control both houses of Congress. I can smell a shitstorm coming."
Soldier: "Barack Obama is now CINC-WEST and I'm in Iraq. I can smell a shitstorm coming"
Democrat: "We just passed socialized health care despite near-unanimous opposition from the Republican Party and the American People. I can smell a shitstorm coming in November."
Soldier: "Barack Obama is now CINC-WEST and I'm in Iraq. I can smell a shitstorm coming"
Democrat: "We just passed socialized health care despite near-unanimous opposition from the Republican Party and the American People. I can smell a shitstorm coming in November."
by TheSovietCollossus March 27, 2010

Shitstorm:
Shit: Well, in this case something extremely annoying
Storm: In this case: Something ambushing you
A shitstorm is something that is extremely annoying which is ambushing you...
Also a word used in MLG Stranger Danger
Shit: Well, in this case something extremely annoying
Storm: In this case: Something ambushing you
A shitstorm is something that is extremely annoying which is ambushing you...
Also a word used in MLG Stranger Danger
by RealBotBot December 25, 2017

by jaeweezy12 July 19, 2014
