Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.
by matt300 August 12, 2007
Get the Shituational Awareness mug.Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.
No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.
by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008
Get the Situationally Gay mug.The state of being where a heterosexual woman enters into a same-sex relationship because of convenience or due to the fact that they cannot find a partner of the opposite sex.
She used to be boy crazy so I don't buy her dating another girl. It's just in case of situational lesbianism.
by Justnutz December 23, 2013
Get the situational lesbianism mug.Kim's Date: So would you consider yourself a jealous person?
Kim: Generally, I am not a jealous person. It really just depends on the situation. If there was a girl that wasn't close or related to you, who just so happens to be all up on you. That would make me jealous.
Therefore, Kim has situational jealousy.
Kim: Generally, I am not a jealous person. It really just depends on the situation. If there was a girl that wasn't close or related to you, who just so happens to be all up on you. That would make me jealous.
Therefore, Kim has situational jealousy.
by Jesseka V June 4, 2015
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1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.
Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club
also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out
1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.
Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club
also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out
Lucy: Grace and I hung out all the time at college, but since graduating we drifted apart
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship
"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"
Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship
"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"
Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship
by flowers_in_my_footsteps June 6, 2017
Get the situational friendship mug.When a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite sex. In most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.
After returning from their camping trip, Johnny and Dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.
An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.
An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.
by Jonny Lee Popkins August 17, 2009
Get the Situational Settlement mug.A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.
The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."
by MswampthangW September 1, 2009
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