Shitpoke

A shitpoke is NOT a homosexual by definition, but of course CAN be one (as in Brokeback Mountain.) A shitpoke is a cross between a shit-kicker and a cowpoke, and a complete asshole.

Ha, Earl is one serious shitpoke. He wears that big belt buckle and brass spurs, but his boots are covered in six inches of dried, sick-smelling hog shit.

by Burning_Daylight April 15, 2011

Shit-puke

When because of out partying till the early sunrise you decide to releave yourself by leaning out your friends window and puking on the street, but instead puke out your ass.

"I never Shit-puke before, but once i puked-shit"

by Haryazz December 12, 2003

Shitpoke

Faggot, homosexual, butt pirate, queer, etc. a man who pokes another man's shit.

Great way to question someone's sexuality, with a little old west flair.

This is the correct definition for this term, the other one is a weak imitation.

I personally invented this word back in 2000

Jim McGreevy loves the hairy man ass. He's a real shitpoke.

by Jefferson Darcy October 8, 2004

shitpoke

the act of poking someone while making the sound of shit.

Damn, Alex got shitpoked in his eye.

by Fuck you February 21, 2003

shitpuking

when you are in the special situation of vomiting feces.

"mom?! i'm pooping out of my mouth! i'm shitpuking!!!"

by PrinceInFrog May 14, 2012