shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

Shitznity

Shitznity is used when you do have anything logical to say that is somewhat appropriate to a PG13 audience and above

Rather using WTF - Oh, Shitznity! Is somewhat classy

Ohhhh Shitznity! Are you kidding me?
Or rather using “Ohhhh, Snap!” You say, “Ohhhhhh, Shitznity!”

When you’ve accidentally stepped on a Lego piece and rather cursing - Shitznity! Is the WT#%^

by ButterflizGhost February 20, 2022

shitonium

meaning nuclear shit; the combination of shit and plutonium

Kaitlyn: Dude, that costs $40,000.

Lindsey: Shitonium.

by lindzee09 November 2, 2009

Shitocity

The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.

Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.

by Turkeymash August 21, 2014

shitnitbitcrit

pronounced shit-nit-bit-crit, said as fast as you can. meaning: it means the same thing as "stuff" or junk.

" yo grab your shinitbitcrit and hurry the fuck up!"

by Peter P. Pacanski June 29, 2004

SHITNITS!

The word the one refers to when they do something wrong. Also see shit fuck damn crap

THIS HOMEWORK IS THE SHITNITS!

god no. >.< NO!.... this is such a shitnits moment >.>

by Xx-DeMoNiC-xX June 25, 2005

Shitnit

Shitnit- meaning a combination of {shit I did it, messed up, screwed up, Oh shit.

Shitnit I really dropped the ball on that. Oh shitnit that sucks. Well shitnit

by Crazygraycat January 14, 2019