shitkittens

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

shitsmitten

the need to take a shit, basically.

me: I am shitsmitten, be right back.
him: I don't care if you're shitsmitten or not, hurry up!

by Toadzor March 25, 2009

shititties

When a girl receives a cleaveland steamer

Blaqk gave me a cleaveland steamer last night rofl i totally had shititties.

by Blaqk May 6, 2009

Shittitties

Shititties is a compound word you would use in the place of another curse word. It is considered a curse word and I do not suggest you say it at high school. You can and will get ISS for 5 days because you said two curse words in the span of one word. This word was founded by: I don't know Aqua Man.

P.S. Congratulations

Holy SHITTITTIES that was amazing!

Shittitties that was close!

by CarlyKills May 18, 2014

shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

by ChipScar July 23, 2010

shititty

titties so fine you can't help but say 'shiiiiiii-iiiit'

"Damnnn, look at the shititties on that one!", said Lars P. Larson as Jenny B. Juffy walked by.
"Don' keep starin' at my shititty!'

by lilylapstarr March 31, 2010

Shitittay

Adjective: To describe a crazy situation. To describe a shitshow. Not to be confused with "shitty", which can be bad. Shitittay is always a good thing.

"Yo that party was shitittay!"

by Shitittay Sharon September 10, 2012