shithawk

a bird usually found shitting on unsuspecting prey

hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks

by Nowar August 12, 2003

shithawk

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.

Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.

by Elliott April 17, 2005

shithawk

Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.

God damnit, a flock of shithawks at 12 o'clock. Quick give me the shotgun and some birdshot!

by anonymous January 1, 2004

Shithawk

A child that is particularly dirty or grubby. Also a descriptive word for a seagull.

That new kid is a little grubber. Yeah he is a proper little shithawk.

by The tractor whisperer July 17, 2016

Shithawk

Where you scrape your anus across the forehead of the other party. This creates a mohawk of shit on the second party.

I gave her a Belgian Gas Mask, but I had a turtle head and transitioned to the shithawk.

by Heyw00dJablowm3 September 26, 2010

shithawk

The end result of gelling your hair into a 'mini-mohawk' without shaving the sides. Popular amongst third-year students and yuppies, presumably to add an air of 'rebellion' to their tragic corporate asses.

That guy in Travis used to have one, but I think he finally grew balls and got the sides shaved.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Shithawk

A very large bird that shits on people then swoops down and carries them off to there shitnest. Also the best ball-hockey team in the world,located in Springfield,MO.

watch out...the shithawks are coming for you!!
Those shithawks are one bad ballhockey team!!

by the greenbastard July 17, 2010