shitland

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.

I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.

by am49 August 6, 2014

Shitghanistan

A.K.A. Afghanistan. The biggest shithole on Earth where Marines are sent to fuck up the Taliban.

Marine 1: "Man we have to go back to Shitghanistan."

Marine 2: "I know, dude. FML!"

by GruntLife July 10, 2011

shit hands

Shit hands occures when a public restroom is all out of toilet paper. A similar incident known as "shit cat" occures in the home.

Karl: Man, what's that smell?
Janet: Well, the bathroom was fresh out of T.P., so now i have shit hands.
Karl: It happens. Fuck.

by Shawn F August 25, 2006

Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

by ryan rogay June 11, 2009

shitpants

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

by miracle_max December 28, 2007

SHIZZLE SHITHEADS

people who create stupid slang words or who speak stupid slang words in order to be cool...

Yo you hear that shizzle shithead talking on the celly like he's nelly to nobody just trying to get a rep. Ill put a bandaid on his left cheek and make him my nelly.

by CRUSHER March 6, 2005

shithandler

Someone who handles shit.

Look at that farmer touching all that pig shit. What shithandler.

by theredfalco May 11, 2016