Shitfoot

When the toilet is clogged and you plunge it down using your foot.

The origin of Shitfoot is when Aria Nafeces brought his shit stained shoe into class and smeared satanic rituals/ naruto jutsus all over the floor. He was soon taken out of the class to wash his shoe in the bathroom, which took copious amounts of times, and the poor chair was taken to maintenance.

Since the fateful shitfoot day of September 4th 2018, it is said that if you plunge your shit clogged toilet three times and say "Shitfoot No Jutsu", you will summon Shitfoot himself to your bathroom. He will then smear shit all over you.

"Have you heard of that Aditya kid? He's pretty stinky. He must have shitfoot."

"Yeah man, that shit stinks like clogged toilets, shitfoot indeed."

by IzanagiPicaro September 5, 2018

Shitbrothers

When two people have blackmail on each other.

Julian: Lahey, I know shit about you and you know shit about me. That makes us shitbrothers.

by Uncle Tony P. April 7, 2009

Shitfoot

When your feline friend has recently concluded utilizing their sandbox abode and one or more limbs has acquired fecal matter.

Babe the Runt(Feline) is walking around the living room with “Shitfoot” again!

by Irvdagod September 19, 2019

Shitmouth

Somebody whose breath stinks of shit and often mixed with hints of other foul odours to complete the smell.

I bumped into a French guy on the bus he was really nice but oh my lord he was a shitmouth.

by Asda carpark November 1, 2018

Shitmother

A word to say at the end of long rant after you've run out of things to say.

Some guy: sooo bored
Some guy: what you think of the shakira lines i sent you/

You: IM VERY UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE TO EAT HAMBURGER HELPER AND YOUR SHAKIRA LINES ARENT HELPING ANYTHING MISTER
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND BUY ME A FUCKING PIZZA
You: DAMMIT

Some guy: i'll take you to a pizza buffet

You: FUCK YOUR PIZZA PIZZA BUFFET BUY ME A FUCKING PIXZZA FUCK IM ABOUT TO EAT FUCKING BARBEQUE SHIT BECUASE THERE IS NO PIZZA HEREFUCK YOU
WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKIG PIZZA>>~>!~!>!>!!~??~!
! FUUUUUCK T

SHITMOTHER.

by Brighton Early November 5, 2009

shitworthy

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.

Whoa, this music is shitworthy!

by FailRAR August 9, 2010

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013