shithappens

When severenth happens to not give a shit.

Martin: shithappens

by moojay January 13, 2011

Stappenstance

What is happening?
Short for 'What is the happenstance?"

Stappenstance?

Nada, just chillin'.

by Doubledown Tandino January 18, 2009

Shippensburg

A place where hicks and rednecks live and hunt at. everyday someone finds out they are related(most of the time the boy and girl have dated and found out from their parents). The teachers, school district, and students are stupid. and most of the people there are posers (that say they arent hicks when they clearly are). they like to hunt poor creatures and like going to farm shows. most people are in the FFA (future farmers of America). Theres also a lot of underage drinkers and druggies. So dont come here if you expect to leave the same way as you came.

Billy Bob: "lata imma go hunting in the woods near Shippensburg and maybe gettin a 8 point buck for dinner."
Jilly bob: "dont forgeet to get enuf to feed the children."

by XxXfearmehbitchXxX January 15, 2011

shippensburg

one of the most pathetic hick towns you will ever visit. filled with red necks and people who find killing things entertaining. they dont have a sence of culture and almost everyone is related. most of them are unordinarily ugly. locals spend their free time watching tractor pulls and killing helpless animals. the school district sucks balls and there are too many drunk college students running around town. shitty place.

i live in shippensburg and i think im goin to go huntin and get me a buck.

by ur moms on mars March 28, 2009

shifthappens

ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012

Shappens

A combination of "shit" and "happens" to express that sometimes life really do be like that, and you just gotta let it go.

"My girlfriend left me for my hotter best friend, but shappens I guess."

by Piemaster0983 April 5, 2019

shitspensive

VERY EXPENSIVE

Guy 1: “Can you buy me this Jacket”
Guy 1’s mom: “no, thats hella shitspensive!”

by 7dollarsworthofcum December 4, 2023