Holy Shitakii Batman

The more polite, reference using version of "Holy Shit." Rather than Holy Shit, it uses Holy Shitakii Batman, Shitakii an asian mushroom, Batman, a widely-popular DC Comics character.

Holy Shitakii Batman, I think I just shat my pants.

by Awkward Strider January 22, 2013

Shitalkie

another common name for a piece of shit or shitters.

u fucking shitalkie
Anthony ur a fucking shitalkie
Daniel is a piece of shitalkie

by Blue boobie November 14, 2003

Shitaki Mushrooms

A: The definition you use when little kids are around and you wanna say shit
B: A horrible tasting mushroom that Japenese make.

"Shi-! I mean shitaki mushrooms."
"Hai! You have come for a shitaki mushroom yes!"

by Greysnow June 20, 2007

shitaki

A fine Teriyaki delicacy that you suck out of a 400lbs. sweatty asian women's gaping asshole with a cocktail straw and a nose packed full of grade A columbian snow.

"Pass the shitaki, bitch."

by Senior El Jalepeno March 3, 2005

Shitaki

A shitaki is a mushroom but in this context it is a shit talking “friend” that is a fake friend which is a very toxic relationship, the shitaki is worse that a fake friend as they do not leave just like a fungus.

“So the Shitaki is back?”

by L-na January 8, 2019

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.

All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

by Jason foeler (The Shank) May 5, 2005

Shitaki

Term which can be used as: one whose breath smells as if shit is literally talking

Came up with this word when I smelt a foul odor from this guys' mouth

Root Word: Shit; fecal matter or commonly known as poop

Man says: Hey, whats' up dude!

Dude say: Whoa.........SHITAKI, as he holds up his hands and does a karate move!

Man: Dumbfounded and goes the rest of the day with his shitty breath

by Mishayla Renee July 27, 2009