shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitcrease

A slang word for the human bum crack.

Oh f*ck i forgot to wipe my shitcrease.

by Ferg:e January 9, 2008

Sithcore

Ruthless, but in an extremely cool way. Possessing qualities similar to the Sith in George Lucas' Star Wars film(s).

"WTF?! Samir just knocked that guy out with his limo door!"

<lol> "Damn, that fool is Sithcore."

"Hey, you check out the new KOTOR beta?"

"Yeah, that shit's Sithcore."

by Darth Sarcasmus February 3, 2010

Shitorexia

Shitorexia is a poop disorder characterized by a refusal to accept pooping as a normal daily cycle. Shitorexics often feel strong urges to poop, but deny themselves all but the very smallest of poops. Shitorexics create a distorted negative image of their poops and foster regimes in connection with their poops. They are often incapable of pooping when placed in non-regime environments.

Shitorexia occurs in the ratio of one male per billion females.

Jane and John were at a concert. Suddenly they had to go home early. Shitorexia had struck again.

by PopeMichael January 15, 2011

shitwhore

A dumb bitch who is excessively slutty, annoying, and a skanky cunt. Shitwhores often congregate together and have borderline shitwhore friends.

That shitwhore Anne would make more money working the street corner than over at Josh's Condom Emporium.

Dude, you said shitwhore and she's standing right there. Put a quarter in the shitwhore jug.

by orphankill June 2, 2011

shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

by RectalThermom July 23, 2017