A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.
Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!
by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009
Get the shit or wind his watchmug. A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.
by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011
Get the Three Shits to the Windmug. After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
Get the Wind Shitsmug. Not give a fuck
by anonymous February 25, 2023
Get the Two shits in the windmug. by Funktacular February 9, 2023
Get the Shit Windmug.