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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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Noun: the sand you find it your ass-crack after going to the beach that you keep finding EVERYWHERE
OH MY GOSH! I went to the beach LAST WEEK and I'm still finding shittwankies!!
by jo-jo-sweet May 23, 2011
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When you only find one piece of corn in your shit. This is a shittwinkle.
Johnny had a shittwinkle after the Mexican cookout.
by Johnnycorndump November 28, 2023
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When you take a shit and only one piece of corn appears in it
Johnny had a shittwinkle after the Mexican cookout
by Johnnycorndump November 28, 2023
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