Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.
"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006
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Shit Slap

An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"

"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"

"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"

"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
by sammysunset April 16, 2009
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Shit Slap

A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.
Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.
by Big Bad Bulky Schultz July 11, 2008
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Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.
Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.
by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010
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This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.
Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith
by Ballsack6999 April 14, 2022
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Shit fucking slaps

When something is so good, that good isn't a good enough word.
This shit fucking slaps.
Have you heard her new song? Shit fucking slaps.
by _ashiix August 14, 2020
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TALK SHIT GET SLAPPED

a unwanted vocalization resulting in repercussive slappage.
Think you are not going to have to work this weekend? Talk Shit Get Slapped!
by Junior Jelly Giant September 27, 2017
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