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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble
Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
by Le random Persona October 13, 2021
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shit packer

a guy that loves to have anal sex with people, usually guys.
He's cute but a total shit packer, girlfriend. Fly, if your into that sort of thing.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007
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Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.
When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."
by TooSick4U August 18, 2006
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Shit Packer

breaden holden a boy that likes to have sexual intacourse with his dog and fiist's his mum... He likes to rape kangaroos on a tramperlene while he vidoes it and gets off on it!!!
by 345465656 February 14, 2010
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shit packed

When two or more people are competing and someone loses, they are known for getting their shit packed.
Guy #1: Dude, I can't believe you beat me!
Guy #2: Yea, you totally got your shit packed!
by Poppa Joe June 22, 2008
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Green Shit Packers

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.
The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!
by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011
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shit packer

A person (usually male) who is preparing to receive anal sex. This person is deliberately abstaining from defecation so that his or her bowels will be full of human excrement. In this manner, the man who will be giving anal sex will end up with fecal matter on his penis.
by smither of dicks May 9, 2008
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