Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

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shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.

That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!

by prairiefire May 17, 2010

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A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.

"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"

"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."

by FatJackson October 14, 2009

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shit machine

a person who shits so much it is just like a factory for shit

people: hey look it's the shit machine!!
annie tajljaard: hey guyysss.

by melonss August 16, 2010

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Shit Macgyver

(1) Someone who can find there way out of any shitty shitting situation using objects around them.

(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.

(1) While in Seville, Spain I shat in a public rest room. I later found out there was no toilet paper. Like any good shit macgyver, I wiped my ass with a trash bag the best available resource.

(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.

(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.

(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

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