by pascal lacour November 9, 2005

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
by Loco in London June 14, 2015

by Dan Ask December 17, 2004

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"
by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010

A other way to tell people to stop talking and go away, because I wants to hear the words come out of your mouth
by Crow master Dave March 20, 2021

1. Basically meaning to do something very quickly or faster than the current speed. 2. To haul ass somewhere. 3.Can also describe how fast an object was going.
1. John: Daryl, you need to hurry up man or we'll be late!
Daryl: Come on man,I still got some stuff to get.
John: Well you better shit it and get it! We don't have time to lose!
3. " Did you see how fast that runner was? That guy was shitting it and getting it!"
Daryl: Come on man,I still got some stuff to get.
John: Well you better shit it and get it! We don't have time to lose!
3. " Did you see how fast that runner was? That guy was shitting it and getting it!"
by ItsSandman May 1, 2018

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.
by Scorite June 17, 2006
