shiner

To have a poo.

I'm going to have a shiner.

by Elouisa October 17, 2003

shiner

A man or female who features no sign of aging. Particular, has no pubic hair.

by Orthodontic Elastics June 18, 2003

shinerism

When a woman looks fit from behind, but then turns around and proves to be anything but.

That woman over there has a really bad case of shinerism!

by Cool Dude September 28, 2004

shiners

A Blow Job/ Head/ Buffing

If I give you a tenner will you give me shiners? Fifteen? Shit, the feds.

by The Original Crackhead February 11, 2003

Shiner

Complete strangers that are so obsessed with murder victims that you would think they birthed them. They likely require therapy.

You can tell she’s a Shiner.

by NikkiKess June 13, 2019

Shiner

Short for Shinerboch beer, which is bottled and brewed in Shiner, TX and famous throughout the Lone Star State.

Guy on his way to get some more beers from the fridge: "Who wants a Shiner?"

by oso1 April 10, 2006

Shiner

Originally, a shiner was somebody who either has an extra chromosome or is severely autistic.
Nowadays, the term shiner is just a way of calling someone stupid.

"Hey look! Johnny just got 13% on his math test. What a shiner!"

by Aggitated-Kitty March 1, 2020