Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

by arseblog July 31, 2009

Shevine

The relationship name given to rock/pop artist Adam Levine and country artist Blake Shelton after their bromance commenced on NBC's The Voice. Has been contested by Justin Bieber, Tony Lucca, and Carson Daly.

Fan Girl #1: Oh my God, did you see how Adam and Blake looked at each other during the blind auditions?
Fan Girl #2: Just another Shevine moment to add to the collection.

Fan Girl #1: Did you see Blake kiss Carson Daly?
Fan Girl #2: No stress, the Shevine is still stronger than anything and will always survive.

by TeamTonyVincent July 30, 2012

Sherlina

An amazing human being that can do anything she puts her mind to. Only problem is that she can be extremely sassy, and a slore.

Who is that person over there making music and dancing on that pole? Oh thats just Sherlina.

by mulassa December 27, 2013

Sherwin

He is the type of person you meet in your lifetime that not only catches your eye but your heart, body and most importantly your soul. Once you get to know him, his warm charismatic aura can get one attached very quickly.. he will always teach you things and have interesting memories to share with you. Every move you make, something will remind you of him. He will win over the hearts of many, and if you ever get the opportunity to have meet someone so amazing, treasure it forever. It's a once in a lifetime experience.

He is the type of person that every single day, every time you pray, you will be missing him. His hard, emotionless facade can be broken down by the right person and that is when you can fall in-love. His willingness to please everyone else is always put before his own happiness.

And should the day comes that you no longer have him in your life, sit back and think, "How lucky am I to have had something that makes saying goodbye so hard" - Winnie the Pooh

Til that day when I see your face again.

Everyone in their lives need to experience that Sherwin kind of love and connection.

by SoulG June 10, 2016

Sherine

The funniest girl u have ever met and the best friend u could ever want although if u get her mad there's no turning back but she can help u with anything she always there for u. You would probably stay friends with her until ur both 150 that's how good ur friendship is

"Wait we have to go with Sherine she's the best"

by A friend64 June 27, 2017

Sherlin

Sherlin is a very beautiful girl with a amazing personality and if you ever run into a sherlin never let her go she is perfect.

Did you see that girl yeah shes definitely a sherlin!

by 18174048qo August 17, 2019

self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

by Good Friends United January 15, 2009