shitstache

A moustache made of shit.

Dude, he used a turd to give himself a shitstache.

by Clintman August 24, 2006

sheshache

The small and wispy mustache that unnattractive girls sometimes posess.

Hiltrude got mad when I told her to shave her sheshache.

by Richard Firth July 15, 2006

Shitstache

When some one takes their booty juice and puts it on your upper lip

Rachel: I'm gonna stick my finger in my ass and give you a shitstache!

Nick: Keep those fingers away from me.

by lilretard July 8, 2022

shopstacle course

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.

This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!

by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025