Sheldon 

bojangleas

sheldon:a crisp bojangleas

Sheldon by boganles May 30, 2018

Sheldon 

Adj,

A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room.

Also:
A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.

-- Albert and John at a funeral of John´s father --

Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight
John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon

-- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating --

Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and...
Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!

Sheldon by matin69 July 13, 2023

Sheldon 

A button.

Sheldon is so fucking cute.
Sheldon went on vacation.

Sheldon by A279741 April 26, 2022

sheldon 

a complete piece of shit . run away if u have a friend called sheldon , he's dangerous .

'hey , who's he ? he seems nice'
'u mean sheldon ? no , he isn't '
'why do u say that ?'
'he's abusive , a bad person . don't ever trust him'

sheldon by jellojelly June 13, 2020

Sheldon 

The Jamaican word for penis

My Sheldon is big !

Sheldon by Dejviballa101 December 5, 2014

Sheldon 

A small, adorbale little turtle that lives in a colorful house and loves cupcakes, but is also a turtle arsonist. No one will ever know how he sets fire. He has no hands.

Aww look at sheldon. Going off to burn down cities

Sheldon by emokittytrash:3 January 13, 2017

Sheldon 

V. to kill the blunt.
N. that one guy in the rotation that always smokes the blunt even if it’s burning his fingers. The blunt is normally passed to the “The Sheldon” for the final hits.

“Sheldon it.”
“Alex is totally the Sheldon! He’ll smoke the wrap.”

Sheldon by MaliKhaleesi June 18, 2018