Sussy Shawarma

The act of being sneaky, and looping around someone

Im gonna pull a sussy shawarma

by big pau1 April 21, 2022

Shawarmaring

Preying sexually on an unsuspecting punter in a fast food takeaway, by purchasing their takeaway order, and then asking them to come back to your place for a drink. A Lothario legend successfully executed this technique in a chicken shawarma takeaway, hence "Shawarmaring".

I had a stonking hardon on the way home last night, so I went shawarmaring. Picked up a bang tidy slag in the local Indian. Only cost me an onion bhaji!

by The One Eyed Womble May 5, 2015

shawarmaless

When someone did not have a shawarma despite his cravings.

Anastasia said: despite your efforts to get it, I'm still shawarmaless

by Duck1113 January 3, 2019

Shawarma'd

A sexual act that occurs when a man reaches climax, but instead of finishing, he pulls out and squirts tzaziki sauce upon his partner. The man then pelts his partner with cold pita bread. Made famous in East Dearborn, MI.

Wallah habib, I shawarma'd your sister last night, thanks for the leftovers.

by shawarmaking37 January 5, 2017

Shawarma Wars

An armed conflict taking place between two Middle Eastern countries or militant groups, the origin of said conflict typically older than the people fighting in the war itself, and one with minimal significance.

“Hey Paul, have you heard about the recent conflict between Stanistan and North Gazreal?”
“Yeah, but I don’t really pick sides when it comes to Shawarma Wars. It’s just more innocent people losing their lives because two governments want to settle things like seventh grade boys.”
“Yeah, I gotta agree. Anyway, wanna go grab some Shelby’s?”
“Hell yeah bro”

by FederalAmmunition October 11, 2023

Shawarma Shit

A cathartic release of fecal matter after the consumption of Shawarma, a Middle Eastern Arabic-style sandwich-like wrap usually composed of shaved lamb, goat, chicken, turkey, beef, or a mixture of meats.

"Dude, I just took the most epic Shawarma Shit"

by Rayishu April 17, 2009

Shawarma

A sex act. When a man lays down on his back and inserts his penis into a woman's vagina or anus and spins her around until he (or both) reach orgasm.

Person 1: "Dude, what did you do to her last night?"
Person 2: "I shawarma'd her. It felt so good."

by Shawarma123456765432 March 6, 2011