When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.
Bro 1: Yo bro, shit got weird the other night with my girl. she gave me a shartie
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus
by YiddishMeats16 November 29, 2016
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2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag
by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011
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Get the Shabite mug.When in a position where a polite person would act against his/her own self-interest, you remain assertive for personal gain.
"Hey man, I wasn't sure whether or not you wanted a sandwich so I just got the one."
"Here, I'll take this one. You go get yourself another sandwich."
"What the...?"
"Sharkbite, bitch!"
"Lets cut to the chase -- There are two types of people, sheep and sharks."
"Here, I'll take this one. You go get yourself another sandwich."
"What the...?"
"Sharkbite, bitch!"
"Lets cut to the chase -- There are two types of people, sheep and sharks."
by Dypsymphuliac December 25, 2009
Get the sharkbite mug.While giving your partner anal, at the moment of ejaculation bite her shoulder to make things even tighter!
by Billy Milly August 10, 2005
Get the sharkbite mug.A guy is walking down the street in the East Village. A dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. The dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. The man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. Sharkbite!
by nattiesays September 13, 2010
Get the sharkbite mug.(1) A tiny turd you find in your underwear or lodged in the crack of your bum after a shart, or dodgy fart.
(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.
(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.
"Damn! That's the third pair of undies I've lost to shartbiscuits since I became a vegetarian!"
"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."
"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."
by fran_kato March 6, 2014
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