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Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party 

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.

Smart Mouths 

A 'mature' podcast made by the creators of Mugglecast, Imprint and Hpprogs. It discusses topics/segments such as politics and world news, the Round-up, listener rebuttals (Back Wash), pop culture, WTF news and features several awesome segments such as Screw, Marry, Kill, the Hot Seat, Shit You Should Fucking Know and much more.
Awesome person 1: "You should totally submit some album art to Smart Mouths.'
Awesome person 2: "Oh Smart Mouths an epic podcast. What's the prize again for winner?"
Awesome person 1: "Well Andrew (the main-host) said that the person who hands in the chosen album-art will receive a blowjob from a host of their choice."
Smart Mouths by LovelyleggsXX January 27, 2010

No Shirt Month 

October is National no shirt month because the weather is still a little warm, and not too cold so you should keep your shirt off while it lasts!
Guy: come on just take it off!
Girl: but why?
Guy: because it’s October! National no shirt month!

Trip short people month 

During Trip Short People Month, also known asDecember,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under
A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

Throw short people month 

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn
Hey! It’s throw short people month! Let’s go throw some

Sharkmouth

When you dont want to go somewhere but you need to
Bro1: Aww dude you need to go to Math during recess?
Bro2: yep, well into the sharkmouth cya later
Sharkmouth by Theodoren April 7, 2015