Stark's Law 

This law that states if one person invents, thinks of, or jokes about any kind of twisted sexual pleasure, odds are that there is already a fetish website dedicated to said pleasure.

Ethan: What would happen if a girl sneezed on a man's dick while giving head?

Mark: look it up on google. according to Stark's Law you can find videos of that somewhere.

Stark's Law by Angus Mccrack January 8, 2008

Shark Sandwich 

An album from the rock group Spinal Tap.

Marty: "The review for Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review which simply read shit sandwich."

Shark Sandwich by Oreon August 22, 2008

shank's mare 

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

shank's mare by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004

shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking

"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking

shank's pony by johnmartin October 4, 2008

Shark Swag

Anything put on a shark to make it more badass

Friend 1: "I want a whole pool of sharks to throw that bitch in."
Friend 2: "Yeah! With lasers!"
Friend 1: "That would work too fast."
Friend 2: "No, the sharks don't know how to use the lasers, they are there to look cool, you know, like Shark Swag."

Shark Swag by Pittpskmh August 3, 2011

sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

sharky's syndrome by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

Shark Shit by 777geez June 23, 2019