Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
ORly bro
by Frauggu March 10, 2017
Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. mug.Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"
"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!
by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015
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sharfcest • shagfest • Sharpest • Sharest • sharesta • sharkcess • sharkfest • sharkiest • sharkiesteran • Sharpest Bulb
1) An (often putative) upcoming event involving much sexual activity.
2) A sex party.
3) A party with the swapping of partners for sexual purposes.
4) Intercourse involving two or more people, usually suggesting that coupling has taken place several times.
2) A sex party.
3) A party with the swapping of partners for sexual purposes.
4) Intercourse involving two or more people, usually suggesting that coupling has taken place several times.
1) I'm hoping for a shagfest on Friday. Marion has asked her friend over.
2) The vicar invites you to a shagfest after the main service on Sunday. Please bring your own mugs.
3) I picked up a sexy beast at the shagfest last night.
4) I didn't sleep last night: it was a complete shagfest and my dick is now sore with exertion.
2) The vicar invites you to a shagfest after the main service on Sunday. Please bring your own mugs.
3) I picked up a sexy beast at the shagfest last night.
4) I didn't sleep last night: it was a complete shagfest and my dick is now sore with exertion.
by gwank July 5, 2004
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Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009
Get the Sharpest cookie in the barn mug.A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.
Sharpest: I am teh sexy beast bitches
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!
by fcuck j00 October 4, 2005
Get the sharpest mug.Did you hear Mike and Carla hooked up at the staff party last night? They work together tonight.. awkwarddd! Talk about staffcest!
by anonymous1235 April 7, 2007
Get the staffcest mug.An awesome song by MCR. If you want to hear how awesome it is just go look it up and listen to it. It’s not that hard.
Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.
Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.
Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!
by Anonymous_person April 2, 2018
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