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saddeningly

It simply means 'sad'. It makes you sad.

You know you like something but it makes you sad to know that you cant have it.
by Kylohicks August 2, 2010
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sharding

Splitting a database into several pieces, usually to improve the speed and reliability of your application.

Sharding strictly speaking is a synonym for "horizontal partitioning" or dividing up a database table by its rows.

In common use, sharding refers to having some data for an app on one database server, and other data in another. Often this is done by having specific tables hosted on specific servers, with a function determining which server contains the information being requested.

Sharding is frequently discussed with regard to large web based applications, but is not limited to any particular industry.

As a practical example, a WordPress MultiSite installation hosting several hundred thousand blogs could have the tables for sites 1-100,000 running on one database server 100,001-200,000 on another or 200,001+ on a third. An alternative sharding implementation could be to have the 50 busiest blogs' tables split between the first two servers all remaining blog data on the third server. Likewise, data could be partitioned based upon the geographic location of the web servers delivering each blog.
When our site became so popular it kept overwhelming our database servers, we looked into sharding the database between five different data centers.
by Brian Layman June 20, 2011
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hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor
"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet
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shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore
What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!
by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012
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Sharoning

The concept in which one procrastinates and eventually does their homework when the clock strikes 12 while complaining about how much homework they have.
Aton21: Wesley, sharon's sharoning again.
silenceikillyou0: stupid bitch.
by NotAndyTon October 18, 2010
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shappening

Person 1: Shappening?
Person 2: Nothing much, how 'bout you?
by Timato Five March 17, 2004
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