Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

Shaftin' Around

Messing around, procrastinating, doing nothing beneficial to your life.

Shaftin' Around is my lifestyle.

by @MattyJ100 November 24, 2011

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

shatting

shitting + chatting = shatting

I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING

LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING

http://shatting.ytmnd.com

by baconizer March 16, 2009

shantiniece

A Beautiful Creature made from nature itself

The girl Shantiniece was an outstanding singer

by Shantiniece steal my name UDie May 28, 2019