Sharoned

Burned the crap out of
This comes from the famous “Thanks Marie Calenders” post on Facebook in which Sharon Weiss burned a pumpkin pie and posted it on Marie Callender’s Facebook page

Damn, bro. You sharoned that pizza.

What happened to that pumpkin pie? It’s totally sharoned.

by jordan_gee December 6, 2021

Chaperone

A person in a group designated to be sober so that order can be sustained. This is especially common in large groups or with use of substances that affect decision-making skills.

Tom: Yo brad hit this!
Brad: I’m a chaperone fuck off!

by HeeshGreesh October 19, 2020

Sharone

Really funny

Always talking about a someone ( Sharone is a funny mf )

by Roney2423 December 24, 2016

shoperone

shop-er-one | ˈsho-pə-ˌrōn |
verb
keeping an eye on your phone to look after/supervise your Instacart, Postmates or TaskRabbit shopper while they are shopping for you

Hold up one second, I need to shoperone my Instacart shopper. They ALWAYS screw up my Sprouts order!

by #HodgePodgeLA January 28, 2021

sharecone

An ultimate bonding experience shared between your stoner mates.

A cone that is pulled by multiple people, similar to a party cone, but on a smaller scale. A spiritual voyage that makes friends for life. Usually occurs when a group of people are deep into a sesh and have run out of lung capacity.

"Oi Wanna do a sharecone?"
"Fuck oath mate"

by QHSB March 29, 2017

Shapiroesque

A verb that describes a debate and/or argument with a person who masks their faulty logic by talking fast and using large words.

Arguing with Nazis and those like them is rather awful, for the reasoning is not only Kafkaesque, but Shapiroesque.

by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020

Benjamin chaperone

ALL HAIL BENJAMIN, THE ONLY TRUE GOD

ok, this is epic.
benjamin chaperone

by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 7, 2021