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Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo. It can also mean to goof off at work.
Mario likes to hide in the back corner to shampoosiando for 5-10 minutes.
by 7031 April 14, 2022
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Sticky Shampooing

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.
carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"
by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008
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Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo
Can also mean to goof off at work
Mario likes to go to back corner to shampoosiando
by 7031 April 14, 2022
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Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.
by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008
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shampooitis

Pronounced sham-poo-eye-tiss

The feeling of shampoo going in your eyes. The I sounds the same as the word eye, and the tiss represents the stinging sensation when shampoo goes in the eyes.
Argh crap! I got shampooitis!! arrgh it burns!!
by L337Z1LL4 March 4, 2010
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Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.
Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011
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Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.
I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...
by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011
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